Y’all…this Outlander episode…let’s just jump in.

-From the second this episode started I had to ask jesus to come get the wheel. It was dread central for the entire hour.

-I love any scene where Claire can get folks together, even if she digs herself a hole every time. Watching her defend Dougal and shade him in the same breath was just as fun as watching her take all the men in the room to task while charming them.

-I thoroughly enjoyed the politics vs morality discussion. This mess worked way better than last episode.

-Black Jack Randall aint shit! From the second that hoe stepped in the room he was acting up. However, that showdown between Claire and him at the table was amazing TV. Do y’all realize that Claire and Jack were in a room having a conversation for 20 minutes? Like that’s insane, even for a tv show, and I loved every riveting minute of their duel.

-Until the very end, WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST PUNCHED CLAIRE IN THE STOMACH FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS JACK RANDALL I HOPE YOU DIE SO WE CAN DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE!

-What I could have done without however, was the flashback to Jamie being beat. Though it reveal a lot about Jamie and Jack, it was disgusting to see Jamie’s back torn up. Also gross, the amputation scene.

-CLAIRE AND JAMIE ARE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK! OUTLANDER WTF HOW WHY WHEN I WAS TOLD BY APPLE CARE…WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? how is outlander just gonna drop this bomb on us this way? And THEN they have the nerve to have Claire ask Jamie if he minded that she wasn’t a virgin and he replied as long as you don’t mind if I am.

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I can’t deal with Outlander right now.