So like…this week’s episode of Looking…I have so many questions…therefore this recap will be in the style of a Q&A.
Question #1: Will Dom and Dorris “break up” soon?
Well it certainly looks that way as Dorris has been spending more and more time with Malik and Dom has been left alone to build his chicken window, being forced to consult Augustin
Question #2: When Eddie and Augustin were having sex, what was the first thing to come to your mind?
That if Augustin wasn’t on top he’d be smothered and prob asphyxiate. That he’s tiny as hell compared to Mount Eddie. That if this were a porno, Armond Rizzo would be starring as Augustin and Luca Bondi as Eddie. Also the following photos came to mind:
Question #3: How great has Augustin’s storyline been this season?
Honestly, some of my favorite parts of this season have been Augustin. He’s still an asshole but the creators have found organic ways to soften him up. Plus I really enjoyed that for even how sex positive he seems to be, that he had that freak out about getting Eddie’s cum in his eye. Looking has something really interesting going with that storyline and I hope they keep it up?
Question #4: If you were bringing someone breakfast in bed, what would you make and how would you carry it?
Well since I’m #teamforeveralone this is strictly hypothetical. I’d prob make pancakes and bring them in on a tray…unlike Patrick who thought he could carry 2 bowls and two cups of coffee despite only having two hands and closing the door when he left to make the breakfast. I cackled when he dropped the food on the ground.
Question #5: How shocked were you to figure out that Patrick was Team Jen?
Not at all. Both are bland people and Patrick is kinda trash. Of course he’d be with the losing team. #TeamAngelinaJolie4Ever
Question #6: Did they say no to coworkers?
No Patrick and Kevin didn’t. In fact, Patrick thought it wise to wear one of Kevin’s old sweaters to work, effectively causing his friend to question his fashion choice which led to them coming out as a couple in front of their coworkers. This is why I knew the plan Kevin was talking about was some BS. That entire scene had my spirit like
Question #7: When you heard the title Glorified what did you think?
Certainly not a gloryhole app, but it’s appropriate. One of the best scenes of the episode was Patrick’s interaction with the rude guy who was the creator of Glorified. After Patrick said he thought it was a spy game I knew this would be a mess. The dude basically did everything in his power to insult Patrick and Kevin, saying that they looked like brothers and he might as well jerk off in the mirror. I’m petty so I laughed.
Question #8: How does Looking manage to be so shady/awkward/wonderful in like 3 minute intervals?
Idk but when Richie and Brady showed up at the booth I had to get a drink cause I knew I’d need my strength. (I grabbed a Capri Sun fyi) Richie’s subtle disbleif at them being together coupled with patrick not being upfront paved the way for Kevin to stake his claim “You thought he dumped me? He did. But then he took me back” and one of the best quips I’ve ever heard uttered on this show when Brady told Patrick he could be the homewrecker gay in the game he was developing without a hint of rudeness. Which made it in turn one of the rudest things I’ve ever heard. Also his “I choose you, Pikachu” line has endeared me to him for at least the rest of the season.
Question #9: How does Raul Castillo manage to look so sad?
This man has a gift for breaking my heart with one stare.
Question #10: On a scale from 1-10, how rough was that dinner scene for you?
9. When Richie said that he was surprised to see Kevin and Patrick together I knew it would be a mess. Patrick then told Richie the story of how they got back together adding this line “the last time someone stood on my stoop they told me I wasn’t ready” I just…
THEN, Brady came back from the bathroom with Kevin and started spilling some tea talmbout how he takes back what they said about him and Kevin and listing specific situations that had me sitting here like
Chile it felt like two weeks ago all over again.
Question #11: What is the most unbelievable line to have aired on the show?
Kevin saying he was shocked there were a lot of glory holes in SF. Sis, is water wet?
QUestion #12: What is the one thing that could happen that would have you perplexed beyond belief andso thoroughly confused that you’d change the style of your recaps to facilitate your feelings?
Well, Patrick could say he loves Kevin. Patrick said he loves Kevin. He…loves Kevin? Patrick loves? Kevin? you? love? him? patrick? Like…I just…huh? We all know I’m Team Richie and I don’t “mind” Patrick and Kevin together but love? Girl hwat? When? WHere? How? WHy? Love? My brain just isn’t computing. I’m sitting here like
All of the looks in one.
Odds and Ends
–Connor Maguire at the Glorfieid booth was a fun cameo.
-“No the point is to get your dick sucked. or suck a dick.”
-Vallejo got shouted out more in this episode than in like the history of tv. Aint shit out in Vallejo but Six Flags Animal Kingdom; it don’t deserve the shine.