For the first time in years I didn’t watch the Golden Globes live (being an adult is so draining) but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna give my thoughts on the winners/show!

The Good
The Americans wins TV Drama series. This is quite a surprising, yet well deserved win. The Globes lately go for the first season show so to see this critical darling win a big prize like this is really awesome.

Shallow won Best Song.

SPIDERVERSE WON! I pray to all the deities that it will win the Oscar.

Richard Madden, King of My Loins Heart the North Bodyguard won! He’s so great in Bodyguard.

Speaking of Richard…this photo

I’m just becoming aware of the Fiji Water girl and she is everything. Also Cody’s look is A+

The Bad
Bohemian Rhapsody and Green Book as your Best Picture winners. Now listen, we all know the Golden Globes are foolish and go their own way. However, if you look at the history of the org, they have a better batting average than the Oscars…that streak may be broken now because what is this mess? Especially in Drama…I thought for sure Black Panther was going to win this.

The Ugly
Speaking of the films above, I need everyone involved in them to answer the tough questions about them, not just Mahershala for Green Book who has been the only person in either party to give answers to valid questions about the problematic stuff. Do better please.

People bullying Elsie Fisher because she liked Bohemian Rhapsody. That child is 15 and probably couldn’t even pick Bryan Singer out of a lineup and you want to drag her for liking the movie??? ugh I hate people.

Lets cleanse our minds with some looks