Game of Thrones Recap 4.08 “The Mountain and the Viper”
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I just. Like…Game of Thrones is just….let’s just get into the recap.
After a ridiculously stressful and particularly revealing “Previously On” the episode turned out to be pretty good. But I have to start with one thing in particular…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID THEY KILL OBERYN MY HEART I JUST WHYYYYYY LORD MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And the worst thing about it was that I knew this shit was gonna happen and my jaw is still on the floor from how awful it was to watch Oberyn’s skull get crushed by the Mountain when he had that motherfucker dead to rights was just….and like…I can’t even…
-WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO LUST AFTER NOW GAME OF THRONES?! YOU KEEP KILLING ALL THE FICTION CHARACTERS I’D SLEEP WITH! OBERYN, ROBB, TALISSA, ROS, KHAL DROGO…WHEN WILL THIS WAR AGAINST FINE PEOPLE STOP?! MY LOINS MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS
Oh I guess other things happened I should talk about
-Wildlings killin everyone and the Night’s Watch dreading it is getting so old. I can’t wait for the Battle at Castle Black. I was happy that Ygirtte didn’t kill ol girl with the baby tho. Also, that music that was played when they stormed the city? YES!
-Y’all remember when I said I was 100% here for greyworm and missandei? Well I am and so their little peep show in the river and wonderful conversation in the throne room afterwards means that they have now become my new loves…which prob means they’ll die soon like Oberyn WHY LAWD WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE
-Rameses Snow Bolton is bout to reek (LOL) havoc on the world now that Roose gave him his name. He gotta die. And soon. Also how gross was that filleted dude? NOT AS GROSS AS WATCHING OBERYN’S SKULL GET CRUSHED
-Watching Ser Jorah get ratted out was sad BUT NOT AS SAD AS OBERYN…I’m gonna stop doing this. I wonder what Jorah is gonna have to do now that he’s been booted out of Danyers’ inner circle. Is he gonna be back in King’s Landing?
-Arya laughing cause the Hound couldn’t ransom money from Lysa was a mess.
-Can we talk about the Bad Bitch transformation Sansa Stark underwent in this episode? She acted FOR THE GODS during that trial of Lord Baelish. She used those tears like a weapon and saved Baelish, meaning he’s now in her debt. She also got a Disney villain-esque makeover at the end. She looked so fly I was like
But it was short-lived because OBERYN IS DEAD
Also this just popped up
THIS IS TOO MOTHER FUCKING SOON LENA AND PEDRO
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