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Oscars Best and Worst Dressed

Terence Johnson March 3, 2014 Article
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Screen Shot 2014-03-03 at 1.29.33 PMTerence: Before we go back to talking about the women, I wanted to mention Kellan Lutz‘ suit which I love at first glance and hated when I saw the close up version. Did you see any outfits that you liked and then hated when you saw a better picture?
Elsie: Giuliana Rancic’s princess gown. When I saw it on TV I liked it but now I don’t like it as much.
Terence: Interesting choice. You know what, I can’t believe we made it all this way and hadn’t talked about Sandra Bullock or Charlize Theron, who both stole the show
Elsie: OMG! Charlize looked hot! Sandra looked fab really elegant and I loved her smokey eye and nude lip look.
Terence: Charlize has never looked raggedy at the Oscars and Sandy has stepped her game waaaaay up. Her look might be my favorite of the night.
Elsie: We forgot Kerry! She looked so beautiful! She should have more kids in the future.
Terence: Kerry was wearing all of the finest silk sheets last night but this look worked for me.

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Elsie: She needs to be comfortable. Another couple I forgot was Chrissy and John. They looked cute. Should we begin with the after parties?
Terence: I was gonna say that’s the perfect segway into the afterparty looks where Chrissie Teigan stunned
Elsie: Yes, she looked flawless. And Khloe Kardashian spiced it up.
Terence: Khloe! My goodness did she look great last night…I also thought Naomie Harris looked amazing in red.

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Elsie: Yesss! I love her. Beautiful. J Law looked really good(but she still had the same hairstyle). I loved the other Post-Oscar looks from Selena Gomez, Mindy Kaling, Kate Hudson, Paula Patton, Gabrielle Union, Kate Beckinsale, Rita Ora, and Regina Hall.
Terence: I loved Nolan Funk‘s suit and I actually thought Joe Jonas looked great *ducks lightning strikes* However, I have to take some time before we end to shade two of my least favorite looks of the night. Allison WIlliams from Girls looked a complete fool AND Colton Haynes, whom many people know I love to take shots at, looked like a statue drapped in velvet last night, and not in a good way. Why is his jaw so angular and his face so botoxed?

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Elsie: I had to look up Colton Haynes. He didn’t look bad. Just different.
Terence: ok so let’s wrap up, give me your best and worst dressed
Elsie: Best: Cate, Worst: Pharrell
Terence: Best: Sandra/JGL, Worst: pharrell

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