Well folks, that’s all she wrote on the 2013 awards season. 12 Years a Slave is your Oscar champ, Gravity won 7 and I’m tired so let’s recap.
The Good
-I went 21/24 in my predictions, gotta be the best I’ve ever done predictions the Oscars. I only missed Mr. Hublot for Animated Short, Gravity for Editing and 12 Years a Slave for Best Picture.
-Robert Lopez just got the EGOT with his win for “Let It Go” and I was terrified “Happy” would come in at the last moment.
-Lupita Nyong’o, Alfonso Cuaron, Emmanuel Lubezki, Steve McQueen and Brad Pitt all have Oscars.
-American Hustle went 0-10. *harlem shakes*
-SPIKE JONZE WON BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY!!!!
-Cate Blanchett had the best speech of the night and I love how she read the industry for filth about female led movies.
-This photo
The Bad
-I missed Mr. Hublot for Animated Short, Gravity for Editing and 12 Years a Slave for Best Picture.
-The show was soooooooooooooo long. Like soooooooooooooo long.
-Aside from Ellen’s California rain joke and that selfie, I wasn’t really feeling her as the host.
The Ugly
-FUCK MR. HUBLOT.
-WHY DID I LET YALL ME SWITCH FROM GRAVITY TO CAPTAIN PHILLIPS IN EDITING?! I SWITCHED AT THE VEYR LAST MINUTE.
you forgot Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto winning in ugly