You guys, omg this damn show. Tonight’s episode of Teen Wolf titled “Chaos Rising” might be one of my favorite hours of Teen Wolf ever, despite some issues it had with editing. My jaw was on the floor by the end of this crazy episode and I’m now extremely terrified and excited for where the season will go from here. Let’s dive in…
The episode begins with another Allison/Lydia car ride and they discuss the marks on their wrist and Allison (like the audience) realizes that they must mean something and are on the way to track down Scott and Stiles. The Skittles twosome is actually heading to the birthday party of some floozy Heather, a nursery school friend of Stiles, who is determined to lose her virginity. She tells her friend (Shantal Rhodes!) that she wants to be good at it by the time she’s in love and all but dry humps Stiles when he walks in the door, before leading him off to the basement. Scott is taken aback and Shantal Rhodes looks Scott up and down like he’s short and walks off. Bish werk! We need Shantal on every episode, she’s magnificent. Down in the basement (who wants to fuck in a basement) Heather is out here tryna get her freak on but Stiles doesn’t have a condom, so he runs upstairs and finds a pack of XXL condoms. Unbekownst to him, Heather is getting attacked by flying wine bottles and lifted out of the basement by something/someone. Well girl, it was nice knowing you.