1. That James Franco and Anne Hathaway will be ridiculously funny.
2. That the show won’t go longer than 3 1/2 hours. I have class tomorrow, I can’t be up all night.
3. That there will be some surprises a la Hailee Stienfeld winning Best Supporting Actress, someone besides Colin Firth winning Best Actor.
4. But, that the Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and David Fincher will win their categories. Don’t need too many shockers.
And finally,
5. That the correct best film of the year, The Social Network, will win Best Picture.