Listen…girl…chile…sirs and ma’ams, did yall watch that episode of Teen Wolf. I have literally been rendered so unable I can’t even give yall a proper recap of “The Girl Who Knew Too Much.” So instead I’m just gonna leave y’all with some incoherent thoughts put in a bulleted list.
-JENNIFER IS THE DARACH FUCK YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! BRING ON EVIL (maybe not?) MS BLAKE!!!!! I am 100% totally behind this plot development and Haley Webb is one bad ass bish for those end scenes. I’m still not here and never will be here for Doomed but my God was that an amazing character development. *whispers* and Doomed ends next week!
–Also, Lydia is a banshee! Everyone called this so good job fandom.
-Did anyone find it interesting that the deputy saw herself as dead before she died?
-Is this what continuity feels like? Characters finally reacting to the events of previous episodes??? It was about time the group started calling the alpha twins on the bullshit and for Jennifer mentioning it to Derek.
-WTF is up with Cora? Aiden hit her with that weight and now she’s gonna be dying for 3 episodes? Does getting hit really hard in the head kill a wolf?
-Isaac needs to put his bedroom eyes away, we don’t have the time for you wanting to sex up everyone. Unless it’s me.
-THE STILINSKI FEELS. I mean…”Mom would’ve believed me” JEFF YOU ASSHOLE (but I love you). Also so fucking heartbreaking that he finally told the Sheriff, he didn’t believe him and that was the last thing they said to each other.
-The twins were originally omegas, bottom of the pack (bitches basically), when Deucalion met them. That must be why they listen to Duke more than the others.
-Can we talk about that Final Destination piano chord slicing someone’s neck open? Cause I loved it.
-Did you all notice Teen Wolf composer Dino Meneghin as the conductor of the orchestra! Bravissima! Greta performance Dino 😀
-Bianca Lawson was amazing again this episode and I’m loving how in control Morrell seems even if she is on the evil side.
-I know I complain about the slowmo but the shot of the teacher and the chalk rolling and Lydia was AMAZING.
-But back to Jennifer, I have some questions: is she dead, alive or reanimated? Why did she throw a knife at the Sheriff? Why did she kiss him? was she getting close to derek to get close to the alphas or did she think he peen would help her find out it he was the true alpha? Why did yall not believe me when I said she’d seen a bird attack before 😉
-Shockingly, I actually don’t want ms blake to die now, I want her to live and continuously undermine everyone >:)
Episode Grade: A+
MVP: Haley Webb
Line of the Night: How about I take AN EXTRA LARGE BRANCH OF MOUNTAIN ASH WRAP IT IN WOLFSBANE, ROLL IT INTO MISTLETOE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FRIKING-” -Stiles