Game of Thrones Recap 4.10 “The Children”
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I can’t believe the season finale of Game of Thrones actually aired tonight. It seems like only yesterday I started doing these recaps and now I am just unable to deal now that the finale is over. Overall, I really enjoyed this season of Game of Thrones and let’s dig in.
-I #minuswell get the stuff at the wall out of the way. Jon made his long journey to Mance’s camp to try and negotiate. It goes about as well as you’d think with Mance barely giving him a good deal. however all of a sudden SLAYNNIS BARATHEON AND HIS GIGANTIC ARMY MARCH IN AND OVER TAKE THEM! COME THRU STANNIS! Now as happy as I was to see Stannis, can I just say, they should have had this scene end last week’s episode. So much power of the moment was taken away. Also I am not here for the way Melissandre was looking at Jon Snow through the flames.
-Back in King’s Landing, the mountain is apparently alive -_- poisoned but alive.
-There was some big changes for our characters but none more so than Cersei who decided to get super bold. Her showdown with Tywin was a phenomenal scene and I truly think this bitch has gone off the deep end, cause why else would she threaten to tell the whole realm about her children’s parentage. Also I need for her hoe ass to not act like Margery is some demon. And furthermore, how hard did you all side eye Twyin when he was talmbout how he didn’t know Jamie had been fucking Cersei six weeks from Sunday and impregnated her. Sir, all them flaxen golden haired children and you couldn’t put 2 and 2 together? SMH
-We need to form a prayer circle around Jamie because Cersei is playing him to the t right now.
-Danerys did not have a great day today. Not only did she encounter a man who wants to sell himself back into slavery (whet?) but a man brought his burned daughter to her cause her dragon BURNED THE CHILD! Whew lawd was this a mess. Dany then gets her other two dragons and chains them up beneath the city. This was sad cause they didn’t even do anything but I wonder how this will affect Dany next season.
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-For the first time since his ass got pushed out of a tree, Bran’s storyline was actually interesting! Bran and company finally made it to the damn tree and everything was looking swell until THEY GOT ATTACKED BY WALKERS! When I tell you I jumped out of my chair…my god. They put up a valiant battle but are almost overcome. Bran has to warg into Hodor to even help and in the midst of this Jojen get shanked. Before he can turn into a walker some child starts throwing fire balls and by this point in the episode I was ready to pass out. Turns out she’s part of the children of the forrest and Bran is brought to their leader who looks like Gandalf and is told he won’t walk again but he will fly.
-I actually screamed when Brienne and the Hound fought. My goodness was that just a brutal, amazingly done fight. I didn’t know who to root for and in the end I wasn’t sure I won. But the fight was AMAZING. I wasn’t here for Arya giving lip to Brienne about not saving her mother.
-What do we think of Arya btw? She didn’t directly kill the hound and is now bound on a boat for Bravos. Given that there was a big event that didn’t happen in this episode, I’m not a fan of this ending.
-What I am a fan of, TYRION LIVES! Jamie helped break Tyrion our of prison with the help of Varys but before doing that Tyrion decides to exact some revenge by sneaking into Tywin’s chambers AND CHOKING SHAE TO DEATH. YOU GUYS OMG HOW CRAZY WAS THIS??????? AND THEN THE FACT YOU COULD HEAR HER NECK BREAK LAWD. Tyrion then decided one wasn’t enough and shoots Tywin with Joffrey’s bow and arrow while he was on the pot. *faints* Varys then puts him in a box and joins him on the boat when he realizes some shit is about to down at King’s Landing. Now…y’all…I am (not really) conflicted about this cause although I hoped Shae would die a grisly ass death, her death was still hard to watch. HOWEVER, I’m still here like
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