Looking unfurled its gayest, funniest and most intruiging episode of the season and I just want to dive into the foolery.
Augustin
Don’t you hate love when a show makes you start rooting for a character you previously hated? Augustin is like the human embodiment of Empire, something I want to hate but somehow got invested in. Anyways, seeing him going to Richie to apologize was…kind of amazing? Also, great was him getting serious flack from Richie about what happened last season and now with Richie and Eddie as friends, Augustin has got the best storyline on the show. Frakie J. Alvarez should be commended for his performance cause it can’t be easy to balance the brashness of Augustin and his sensitive side, so kudos. I do want him to really push Patrick to decide what he wants from Kevin cause he’s the only one blunt to do it tho.
Dom
Speaking of balance, Dom and Lynn are struggling with that in their relationship. Whether its the fact Dom still lives with an intrusive Doris or how Lynn can’t seem to stop meddling in the business affairs of Dom, these two have the most interesting relationship on the show.
Patrick
So…let’s talk about how our prayer circle went. It seems the devil aka Kevin’s penis ass whole self is currently winning but there was glimpse of hope near the end. Yall know I am no fan of this homewrecking, but for the first time I understood why Patrick and Kevin are drawn to each other. The duo had a couple of pretty good heart to hearts regarding a variety of topics from the annoying (Kevin’s comments on where they should stay) to the kind of profound (Kevin’s move to the US). Howver this was rendered almost moot when Kevin brought up his visa situation and said he should get married soon and Patrick looked like he was considering it till he wasn’t. Patrick the dick/ass can’t be that good for you to consider marrying this dude DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT YOU DUMB FOOL RUN FAR AWAY RESIST CEASE AND DESIT ALL THOUGHTS IN THIS VEIN!
Now Patrick and Kevin decided to attend Dom’s gay rugby game (which LOL) and it was appropriately awkward, with Eddie asking if Kevin had a boyfriend and him saying yes. Listen, this had me laid out. Patrick was sitting there like a side bitch personified completely unbothered and unmoved.
SO then we get towards the end of the episode and loyal readers I have to confess something…I was…really slightly into the stuff between Patrick and Kevin. More than I should have been cause I’m team Richie all the way but when Kevin called him master (I know I’m trash) I was like….
I also thought that sex scene was incredibly hot. ugh it hurts to type that. However, the peace that can only be brought about with mutual orgasms was broken when Kevin got a call from his boo and stepped outside to talk to him chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllleeeeeeeee
This won’t end well for Patrick >:) Which good. I want for Patrick to want more than being a side piece to this joker.
Odds and Ends
-I cannot tell you how hard I laughed during this episode at several things
- Patrick and Augustin buying fleet from the grocery store and the subsequent using of the fleet by Patrick
- Doris looking at Malik’s dick and saying she’s talented for haandling it
- Dorris talking about rimming with Dom and Lynn
-Kevin’s knowledge of rugby was funny too. I guess.
ALso
