*stares blankly at the carnage* I don’t…I can’t even begin to think of how to address this episode of Teen Wolf. Like I thought I was done with soul crushing deaths on TV but nope Jeff Davis said he could bring me back to that horrible place. Let’s just dive into the recap.
We open with some harrowing scenes. There’s been a 10 car pile up and the hospital is swamped. Scott arrives to bring his mother some food and it’s a cute moment, that’s ruined when Ethan drags Danny into the hospital. I started putting wolfsbane bullets in my gun before Danny threw up mistletoe to prove it wasn’t Ethan who cause it. Mama McCall then goes bad ass healer woman and performs a procedure on Danny that gets him breathing again. I would rejoice more if not for the fact that this shouldn’t have had to happen but the doctor who was on her way to the hospital got attacked by butterflies in her fucking car! Oh bitch listen…I am not here for being abducted by bugs although butterflies is an easier way to go than the centipedes from episode 3. Also Ethan shares with Scott that Danny isn’t a target because he’s not the special one, Lydia is. The one bright side to all this is it provides us with a cute scene of Isaac and Scott literally acting like puppies trying to protect Melissa by falling asleep in her room *heart eyes*
We then move to a brief scene where Isaac and Boyd stroll into Derek’s loft with a plan. They are going to flood the apartment and put electrical wires in the water. Given Kali walks around barefoot it’s not the worst plan. Speaking of plans, Scott and Stiles are trying to figure out how to save Deaton, who has been kidnapped. It bring us one of the most emotional moments when Scott wants to tell the Sheriff but Stiles is worried that it might get him killed and that he can’t lose both of his parents. Chile…brb…
Before they can tell him, Morrell walks in looking flawless and tells them it’s better to use someone with supernatural abilities.
More bodies droppin’ on Teen Wolf. God bless them for avoiding becoming True Blood. Kween Kali is kutting down on kosts. Poor Vernon. I guess, in retrospect, working … at an ice rink wasn’t so bad? Did we ever figure out what Boyd’s deal is? I mean, he had that sister thing last week sort of but does he have a family or anything?
Poor Gage Golightly. You know there wasn’t nobody else in that vault with her when she was shooting those scenes.
Mama McCall is in charge this season. Need more of her. And her scenes gives good Scisaac.
Derek is the most flop Alpha ever. If you’ve got a K-19 The Widowmaker submarine alarm in your damn loft in the middle of the most deserted meat packing district in America, pay attention to if it’s on. And he’s never getting his security deposit back at this point.
Cora needs to step off, too. Had it up to here with these Hales. We’ll see about this all-Hale centric episode next week. Peter can stay.
I don’t think we ever got the full story with Boyd, which is why though his death devastated me, it wasn’t because his character died. I’m hoping that they’ll fill in the backstory stuff but given that the character is now dead, what’s the impetus to do that?
I don’t think a huge space for that little fight would’ve been necessary. But anyways yeah, I actually had no idea that Boyd was gonna die. It was cray sad though. Most heartbreaking death ever. Poor Derek.
I totally knew Boyd would die but the way he did was devastating. And yes poor Derek, guy just can’t catch a break