I can see the light of my 2013 awards! Lawd I’m almost done talking about the year that was 2013. In order to do this, I decided to group together some of the last prizes I needed to hand out and man did I hand some out. This was such a good film year that I even decided to invent some categories to honor more people. I’ve also included the worst films of the year in this post. Enjoy!
Best Book I Read in 2013: Two Boys Kissing
Best Episode of Television: The Rains of Castamere, Game of Thrones
TV Movie Event So Ridiculous It Needs Its Own Award: Sharknado, which I live blogged here.
Film Awards
Best Cameo: C-Tates in This is The End. I haven’t laughed so hard at a cameo in my life.
Was Pushed to 2014 but I want to shout them out anyways:
-Pierre-Yves Cardinal in Tom at the Farm (would have taken Supporting Actor, Villain, nominated for Sexiest Performance)
-kink (would have handily won documentary and editing prizes)
-Child’s Pose (would have made my top 10, actress and original screenplay lineup
Sound Design
1. The Conjuring
2. 12 Years a Slave
3. Upstream Color
4. Lone Survivor
5. Oblivion
Ensemble
1. Lee Daniels’ The Butler
2. Kill Your Darlings
3. Saving Mr. Banks
4. Mother of George
5. 12 Years a Slave
Body of Work
1. Ben Foster (Lone Survivor, Kill Your Darlings, Ain’t Them Bodies Saints)
2. Dwayne Johnson (GI Joe 2, Pain and Gain, Snitch, Fast and Furious 6)
3. Matthew McConaughey (Mud, The Wolf of Wall Street, Dallas Buyers Club)
4. Amy Adams (Man of Steel, Her, American Hustle)
5. Alden Ehrenreich (Beautiful Creatures, Stoker, Blue Jasmine)
Breakthrough Performance
1. Adele Exarchopolous, Blue is the Warmest Color
2. Keith Stanfield, Short Term 12
3. Brie Larsen, Short Term 12
4. Lupita N’Yongo, 12 Years a Slave
5. Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Sexiest Performance
1. Adele Exarchopolous, Blue is the Warmest Color
2. Margot Robbie, The Wolf of Wall Street
3. Henry Cavil, Man of Steel
4. Chris Hemsworth, Rush
5. Scarlett Johanssen, Don Jon and Her
Best Performance by a Young Actor
1. Pauline Burlet, The Past
2. Adele Exarchoupolous, Blue is the Warmest Color
3. Keith Stanfield, Short Term 12
4. Gabriel Basso, The Kings of Summer
5. Zac Efron, At Any Price
Best Villain
1. Angelique Kidjo, Mother of George
2. Joel Edgerton, The Great Gatsby
3. Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
4. Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
5. Danny McBride, This is The End
Favorite Scenes
1. Jordan Crawls to the Car in The Wolf of Wall Street
2. The Final 10 Minutes of Captain Phillips
3. C-Tates cameo in This is The End
4. Let’s Go Fly a Kite is born in Saving Mr. Banks
5. The Barrels on the River in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Solid list for the most part, but I think Lone Ranger was a good movie with the wrong Lead. Armmie is just too boring to helm a film like that…at least for now
I liked G-Squad, I did hate Sean’s prosthetics tho…like what was up with that Janice Dickinson fuckery
LOLL Janice Dickinson fuckery? #dead